Being drunk and totally honest!

a uber rider gets hostile on a driver and he’s put on blast. then he cries “that’s not what i’m really like!”

Sorry, turd, that’s EXACTLY what you’re really like. Sobriety does nothing but provide you with the self control to hide the asshole you actually are on the inside.

yeh, i totally got a good escapist story coming soon! i just had to consolidate all of today’s mixed emotions into one consolidated post.

 

The turd in question!

 

 

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